Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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