If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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