Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm always down for nudity.
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