Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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