Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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