Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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