im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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