can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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