I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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