hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
