fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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