Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I can't put those talents on a resume
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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