somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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