they need to just BURY HIM!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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