So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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