I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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