break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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