My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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