Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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