Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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