Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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