Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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