Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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