yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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