It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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