out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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