You really coming over, don't trick.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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