All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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