yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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