Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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