Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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