It's Friday. Sex?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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