All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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