I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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