haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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