ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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