Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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