I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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