Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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