We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Can I color on your dick again?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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