Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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