I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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