ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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