He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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