I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
