if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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