Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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