it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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