god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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