just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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