Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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