Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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