Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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