At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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