this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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