Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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