he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize