I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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