Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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